June 2012
One Direction's girlfriends/wives having a...
Niall: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Are you okay do you need anything?! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. How are you feeling, everything okay?! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Where's the fucking hospital?! Fuck. Fuck.
Zayn: Its okay baby, this is a natural part of life. Everyone is born like this. Just think, in a short amount of time, we'll have another living human being to care for, and look after, and name and our whole universe is being altered....whats that? You want me to shut up. Okay. But first a quick poem by the Dalai Lama.
Liam: Oh my god. Are you in pain? Is there anything I can do to help. I'm so sorry I did this to you. I'm so sorry. Please, if there was any way I could do this for you I would. I'm so sorry. Oh my. Let me get yo some ice chips. Can I help in anyway. Do you think the baby is okay. I am so sorry. Forgive me will you? Seriously, if you want, you can break my arm. Go ahead, just do it, I did this to you. I'm so sorry.
Louis: Calm down your only having one baby. Jesus, you'd think you were dying.
Harry: Well, you....uh...seem to be....kinda......occupied....with...um...screaming....so I'll like.....just....step outside....because....yeah.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!
How One Direction Would Wake You Up
Harry: Lightly massages your back & kisses your neck
Niall: Tickles you
Louis: Sings to you
Liam: Whispers in your ear
Zayn: He doesn't, you have to wake him up
